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Old 08-13-2010, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hey if you see a 40 yr old virgin yet. I sure as crap hope that won't be me. not there yet. Have an uncle who isn't married and nearing 60 and living out of his truck because some guy that goes sorta like buck fush... ironic since he was a big buck fush guy. then he lost his biz do to illegals going to the big guys who would hire them (Colorado) now whether he's a virgin or not.... I'm thinking not :P but I'm not asking O_O
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Old 08-13-2010, 06:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I am going through my second divorce. It is has taken over 8 months so far........
I have my third picked out but have been faithful to my second any way.
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I am going through my second divorce. It is has taken over 8 months so far........
I have my third picked out but have been faithful to my second any way.
read this story in I think msnbc where becoming permanently separated is the better way to go. And cheaper. I guess ol billionaire Warren Buffett did it with his wife for 20 some years until her death. He lived with another lady but every year until her death in 2004 they signed christmas cards with all three names. Warren , his partner and his wife. Times are changing. Hope Nancy and you remain friends.

(it would seem the ex wife of that Steven flight attendant had lots of nice things to say about him...) 2 beers and down the shute (sp?) for getting a slash on the forehead.
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read this story in I think msnbc where becoming permanently separated is the better way to go. And cheaper. I guess ol billionaire Warren Buffett did it with his wife for 20 some years until her death. He lived with another lady but every year until her death in 2004 they signed christmas cards with all three names. Warren , his partner and his wife. Times are changing. Hope Nancy and you remain friends.

(it would seem the ex wife of that Steven flight attendant had lots of nice things to say about him...) 2 beers and down the shute (sp?) for getting a slash on the forehead.
Not friends......trust me. She is insane and shacked up with a new boyfriend after being fired from her job. Her last boyfriend is in the midst of a divorce because of this and she blames me for all of this.
She let me take the newest nude pictures of her in exchange for not telling her boyfriends wife about their affair but even though he took away her computer she had her 23 year old daughter find me on facebook and I found she knew more than I. Nancy blames me for this.
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Not friends......trust me. She is insane and shacked up with a new boyfriend after being fired from her job. Her last boyfriend is in the midst of a divorce because of this and she blames me for all of this.
She let me take the newest nude pictures of her in exchange for not telling her boyfriends wife about their affair but even though he took away her computer she had her 23 year old daughter find me on facebook and I found she knew more than I. Nancy blames me for this.
(well I was going to reply to this right about 4:50pm cst but until a few minutes ago my ISP went down. figures. getting ready for a major upgrade to fiber optic which mediacom and qwest are complaining and network goes out. Wonder if it was planned. )
reminds me of a cousin of mine. although sometimes I don't blame her. married too soon though. pregnant before 18, married at 18... she's 25 now, but couple years ago her ex tried to kill her and her dad when they tried to run away. had to leave the kid. shacks up with another guy and he's nicer now than she is. nobody gets a min pin then kicks it across the room (I'm told) as if it were a toy

certainly wouldn't be the first in the extended family. Uncle was married to a hot chick. Who really didn't give much crap about her daughter. (who's about 19 now, ) Hey my ex aunt was a hot chick before the daughter was born. But pretty much did everything her mother told her to do. Mother tells her spend $10,000 on a psychic machine. well thats what she did. Which pretty much killed the marriage to my uncle. Just suddenly left him with the daughter. Had her for several years before ahem the mother thought it best that my ex aunt try to get the daughter back so my uncle was semi on the run for a little while and the daughter didn't want to see her mother.. and yeah I could go on. Guess such is life. Even after my ex aunt chopped off her great locks (which kinda made her chest look smaller too she still was a rocker. Yeah I was 14, thought woah look at her. (1990) 1980's Farrah Fawcett style hairdo.
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Bwahahahahaha we have a Morman........
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My third is already picked out and stalking me.........
Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!
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